Funny Isn't
It?
Funny
how a $100 "looks" so big when you take it to church,
but so small when you take it to the mall.
Funny
how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a team
plays 60 minutes of basketball.
Funny
how long a couple of hours spent at church is, but how short they
are when watching a movie.
Funny
how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't have
difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
Funny
how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings,
but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
Funny
how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it is
to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
Funny
how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back seat at church services.
Funny
how we need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit a church event into
our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at the
last moment.
Funny
how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough to
tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to
understand and repeat gossip.
Funny
how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Bible says.
Funny
how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or think, or say, or do anything.
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