Idiotic Quotes
"There is certainly more in the future now than back in
1964."
Roger Daltrey
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they
won't go to yours."
Yogi Berra
"Facts are stupid things."
Ronald Reagan
"People that are really very weird can get
into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on
history."
Dan Quayle
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
George W. Bush
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot
more information in our heads."
Vlade Divac
"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his
autobiography
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"Most lies about blondes are false."
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"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if
he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices
"Football players win football games."
Chuck Knox, coach
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
Patrick Swayze
"Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it's
Omaha or Hawaii."
Tony Bennett
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
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"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
Ivana Trump, on her first novel
"Push this button in case anything happens."
Elevator in Osaka, Japan
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